Keeping up with the puppet theme...

For serious

Once, I met Jens Lekman in a Chuck E Cheese.

Good question

Is America Ready For A "Spanking Ban?"
Is America ready for single payer healthcare?
Is America Ready For A Female President?
Is America ready for more Tim Hortons?
Is America Ready for Open Source?
Is America Ready For Obama?
Is America Ready For A Black President?
Is America Ready for a Gay "Idol"?
Is America Ready for Another White Male President?
Is America Ready for Revolution?
Is America Ready For Utada, The 'Japanese Britney Spears'?
Is America Ready for Cloned Meat?
Is America Ready for Another Iraq War Movie?
Is America Ready for a Third Football Code?
Is America ready for a woman President?
Is America ready for movies about 9/11?
Is America Ready for Recession Rage?
Is America ready for eco-fashion?
Is America Ready For A Chocolate Cake?

The people want to know!

This i can't believe

i can't believe they ended it with "The bridegroom’s previous marriage ended in divorce." OH SNAP.

so cute and charming you almost can't believe it's real

i can't believe i didn't think of it myself

Can’t believe PR guy encouraged me to “try them out.” Ick.

i can't believe they are still living together

Swift said, "I think my overall thought process went something like, 'Wow, I can't believe I won. This is awesome."

I can't believe you didn't just keep that to yourself.

Can't believe we've never met.

I can't believe how fast this season is moving.

i can't believe she hasn't cracked up yet

i can't believe i'm saying that

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WON'T DO BJs!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! i am trying to forget last night ever happened. chuck+blair 4eva

i can't believe i just linked to myspace
but anyway

i can't believe i ditched the DJ thing for camelot
hahaha!

i can't believe someone else didn't do it first

"I can’t believe I put the Kills and Deerhunter on my top-ten list. I feel like someone’s replaced the critical parts of my brain with a Pitchfork RSS feed."

i can't believe that apple did it but i think that's the culprit

<3

Results of a gmail search for the phrase "all i want to do"

all i want to do is listen to this Girls song

all I want to do is drive around with you in Iowa.

all i want to do is scream into a pillow right now.

all i want to do is drink whiskey and listen to "minivan highway."

all i want to do is smoke like a billion cigarettes.

all i want to do is go lie down at home

all i want to do is shop for taupe gladiator sandals

all i want to do is curl up and listen to dvorak's "new world symphony"

all i want to do is run away to the woods and wear dresses.

all I want to do is gloat. "My Buddhist, pansy-ass coping skills work better than your secular, American bitterness, SUCKAZ," etc.

all i want to do is go back to sleep

Product Endorsement: Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque

Put on your happy face.
So refreshing!

8 zippers!

via.

Want.

Probably out of my price range.